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Captured! By Robots "20 Years of Suffering" Spring 2017 Tour

Captured! By Robots "20 Years of Suffering" Spring 2017 Tour

Invidiosus, Deterioration

Thu 03/30

9:00 pm

$10.00

This event is 18 and over

Captured! By Robots
Captured! By Robots
2 kick ass robots, 1 stupid human. Brutal pummeling music. End of story.
But you wanna read more stupid crap? Ok, idiot human.
CAPTURED! BY ROBOTS has been touring the world since 1997, playing thousands of dive bars for millions of drunken humans.

C!BR has now returned with a newly found united aggression towards humanity (that) has been channeled into fast n loud music, designed to deafen and destroy, to pound and pummel, breaking your bones with brutal tones.

They plan on doing this on the “20 Years Of Suffering” tour, which is scheduled to kick off February 22nd in Glendale, CA and will run through April 15th in Reno, NV. A complete list of dates can be found below.

This tour celebrated the robots 20th anniversary and the first tour since their breakup in 2015.

GTRBOT666 latest transmission on the upcoming tour:
"YOU MISERABLE HUMANS HAVE GOT WHAT YOU DESERVE NOW! HAHAHA! BRING ON THE SUFFERING! WE WILL USE YOUR TEARS TO LUBRICATE THE MACHINES OF YOUR DESTRUCTION! HAHAHA. YOUR CHARRED BODIES WILL WARM OUR COLD ROBOTIC HEARTS."

The band’s first new album in years will be released in early 2017. More details and a music video will be revealed shortly. The robots have returned and they have been rebuilt to play crazy fast blast beats better than your shitty human drummer.

In 1996, Jay Vance made the robots because he was extremely unlikeable, and wanted to play in a band after all his past human bands hated him. He got to work. Shortly after, GTRBOT666 and DRMBOT 0110 were born. After a horrible accident involving many drugs and a chemical spill, the Bots became self-aware and captured the human, now renamed JBOT. It was decided that they would travel the country, rocking out while bent on world domination and humiliating the masked and chained idiotic human in front of his human peers.

As well, JBOT’s mask was removed: after 15 years of captivity removal of the mask serves to show how ugly and disgusting the human JBOT really is.

The Bots and JBOT’s relationship has changed. Now they are much more united in hating humanity. Stockholm syndrome? Maybe… Or maybe you all just suck really really bad.
Invidiosus
Invidiosus
Invidiosus is a death metal/grindcore band from Minneapolis/St. Paul, Minnesota.

The band was formed in 2006, and has gone through various lineup changes throughout the years. Beginning in 2009, Invidiosus started touring nationally and playing many shows locally and regionally. Invidiosus has self-released a series of demos and E.P.s throughout the years, and recorded with Duane Timlin (ex-drummer of Dying Fetus) for their debut full-length album, 'Malignant Universe,' released in June of 2014.

As of 2015 Invidiosus has played shows throughout Mexico and the U.S., and will continue to release new music and tour internationally in 2016.
Deterioration
Deterioration
Irreverent Grindcore
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